visit to the big city
ok so not a bad trip to vancouver. On Saturday we experienced vancouver in all of its glory, walking on a hot sunny saturday afternoon around the stanley park seawall - really it blows the mind dunnit? It makes vancouverites forget what a miserable grey souless city they inhabit is for 9.5 months of the year.
went to "tangerine" near kits for breakfast, wow that is bad service, the waiter actually commented that my friend asking for lightly poached eggs was being too picky! She probably was, but that is neither here nor there! (boy it feels nice to be able to vent to the internet void, useless as it may be). Hours waiting to eat an overhyped meal amonsted the self-bronzing class. and wow are there mucho lululemons around that area of vancouver.
If i had the $$$ for a fancy website i would create an interactive map which showed the average lululemon density (ALD) for every area of vancouver and victoria. I know that women are happy that their butts look good in them, i know that they have colours which match your poodle's dye job, and i guess there are worse things they could be spending $ on, like botox and other viruses, but really!! They are spandex pants, no more no less. I asked my friend in mexico how much she would spend for spandex pants and she said '86 pesos Muchaco' then she said ariba ariba endile endile!- take that from and expert, only worth 10 dollars!!!!
ok now that i have offended a whole third of nafta, gnite internets,
went to "tangerine" near kits for breakfast, wow that is bad service, the waiter actually commented that my friend asking for lightly poached eggs was being too picky! She probably was, but that is neither here nor there! (boy it feels nice to be able to vent to the internet void, useless as it may be). Hours waiting to eat an overhyped meal amonsted the self-bronzing class. and wow are there mucho lululemons around that area of vancouver.
If i had the $$$ for a fancy website i would create an interactive map which showed the average lululemon density (ALD) for every area of vancouver and victoria. I know that women are happy that their butts look good in them, i know that they have colours which match your poodle's dye job, and i guess there are worse things they could be spending $ on, like botox and other viruses, but really!! They are spandex pants, no more no less. I asked my friend in mexico how much she would spend for spandex pants and she said '86 pesos Muchaco' then she said ariba ariba endile endile!- take that from and expert, only worth 10 dollars!!!!
ok now that i have offended a whole third of nafta, gnite internets,
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